| 003: Professor Toilet finds himself an unlikely informant. |
[8th Jan. 2010 • 16:04] |
LOCKED TO: Nora Curie-Capet
I reckon I said that I was going to get in contact with you once I found something about the structure of this place that was worth reporting on. Now, I can't say I've found that (and I've been put to hammering goddamn everything in this place), but I did find something out that's a might more precious than that.
Margot's okay. There's some henchladies watching her from what I overheard and they're more than a touch afraid of her than many people got a right to be afraid of a baby. I wish I knew more, but I know that you'd want to know as much as I could find out. |
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| 002: Professor Toilet resurfaces... for finals, you wicked children! |
[19th Dec. 2009 • 14:43] |
Confound it, but it really has taken me this long to get everything on the straight and narrow with this journal stuff! But just in time too, since everybody's gearing up for the big testing soon! I'd misplaced my handouts for either of these last class (although I found them as soon as I walked in today for some work, so send a msg if you want a hard copy!), so here's a reminder for what we're doing for finals next week:
- Retroactive Repairs and More: Applied Rebuilding Skills in Disaster Response
Through an unfortunate contract via The Rebuilder, we're set to help finish the majority of the rebuilding to First Neopolitan Bank's facade and the block surrounding the building. This includes, but is not limited to: Vulcana Memorial Park's sculpture gardens, Plastic Fantastic's Childcare and Playgrounds, and the roadway leading up to Neopolis Plaza and the former locations of the Fountain and Obelisk. If we're lucky, we'll hold our final evacuation drills back on campus, but due to current events, it is possible that these drills will be held on-site if the situation calls for it.
THINGS TO REMEMBER: hard hats, tool belts, First Aid certifications, either money for lunch or one you brought yourself! I'll be around the job site on a regular basis to assess your ingenuity in solving construction problems, your utilization of safety codes, and work ethic.
- From Basement Bombs to Rockets Off the Roof: Domestic Explosives and You
The Bedazzler and Crak-Pfampf-Boom!!! have agreed to take us on for preparations for Neopolis's annual Non-Denominational Holiday Spectacular Fireworks Bamstravaganza! 2009's theme is Jack Frosted, so prepare your designs with Ice Ice Baby! in mind. I've been provided with a link from Incandecent Industries to show you about similar displays if you were unfortunate enough to miss such a wonderful seasonal tradition or just want some inspiration! There's just one stipulation, though: the entire class will need to use all of your knowledge of pre-purchased fireworks to design a section of the fireworks montage that is big and bad enough to take part in Non-Denominational Holiday Spectacular Fireworks Bamstravaganza! -- no ordering from chemists allowed.
THINGS TO REMEMBER: class proposals for your meeting with Incandescent Industries, hard hats, all your lab equipment (no singing here when testing phosphates!), and a thirty-second mock-up with hypothetical musical montage. I'll be around all week if you need a life-line, but only one question per student! You're here to foster think-tanks, after all.
Good luck, everyone -- or in the case of you thespians tonight, break a leg!
( FILTERED TO: CHLOE RIVERS ) |
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| 001: Professor Toilet discovers the finer points of the Neo Network! |
[24th Oct. 2009 • 20:52] |
I think I have this figured out!!! Some Very Helpful Hands (and You know who you are, Bethie and Miss Rivers!!!) have finally helped me get this Network Account working! Figured that going Green and not handing out any more Reminders from the Xerox Copier was the way to go -- especially considering that the next Assignment for Retroactive Repairs is going to be Planting Trees in the Park at Horrible Plaza! Bring your Custom Hard Hats for the job, but you should have the rest of the Details in your notes!
Hopefully this Shift Key will stop Sticking later when I post but please Look Back for more assignments later!
FACULTY:
This Confounded computer nonsense is not working very Well, with a Sticky Shift Key making me look like I'm an Idjit who doesn't know how to Use Grammar, but at least I am seeing what you guys Compl Talk about at the Meetings sometimes!
I'd go ahead and Ask This on the E-mail, but is it Bad Form to ask about Halloween parties with you guys as Guests? I reckon some of you might not Candy Onto the idea, but seems like a celebration of getting One Third of the Way through the last Trimester this year sounds mighty Good to me! I'll drop it if none of y'all think it's Good. |
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[3rd Oct. 2009 • 22:02] |
Every job they offer you is to keep you off the ( dock. ) |
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